How to Make People HORNY For Your Content
You slave away for hours on end, trying to write the perfect blog.
You finally press upload, and then you wait, and wait, and wait.
Why am I not getting any traffic? I spent so much time writing this? You think to yourself.
So, eventually, you open up Docs again and start writing another article.
You hope and pray that this one will go viral and bring you thousands of subscribers and followers.
But it won’t.
Why?
Because you don’t have a strategy.
A strategy to create content that your audience connects with - over and over again.
Words aren’t usually sexy. But you can change that
A very small percentage of people would rather read an informative blog than open up PornHub and tug themselves off under the covers.
But, there is a way to make them open your blog in an incognito browser, then give them wet dreams about your words…
All you have to do is follow my simple strategy. It will teach you how to write blogs in under an hour, and ensure you turn your readers on!
Write content so sexy, that your reader’s phones can’t stand the heat. (images by: slimesunday)
Writing blogs that get ZERO views is heartbreaking. It makes you feel like no one gives a shit about the things you have to say. You see other writers who get thousands’s if not hundreds of thousands of readers, and you feel like they aren’t that much better than you.
I struggled with this for years.
I wrote blogs about my experiences traveling, and trying to build an online business. But, I never got any views. My old blogs were a graveyard where words go to die, and no one ever comes to visit and deliver flowers.
I also had no writing routine, my thoughts were scrambled, and there was no flow to my articles.
But, over the past few years, I have developed a strategy that helps me belt out blogs in record time.
And readers keep coming back for more.
How? Because I make them horny.
Wait, what? Did you say horny?
Yes, now don’t go calling the Christian lady’s group on me, or telling my Mum…
But, you need to turn your audience on.
If you expect people to spend their precious time reading your content, you need to give them a reason to do so. And that’s not easy.
Why? Because people are drowning in a sea of content.
In fact, every day:
4.4 million blogs are posted online
500 million tweets are shared
3.4 million Youtube Videos uploaded
18,073 Terrabytes of porn added to PornHub
Not to mention the ridiculous amount of dancing idiots posting on TikTok.
So, why the fuck would anyone read your boring content?
People already have their favorite writers, brands, bloggers, pornstars, tiktokers, and twitterers to turn to when they want to be distracted.
What could possibly make them turn to you and give you their full attention for a few minutes when there are so many other options?
Well, there is one primal emotion inside everyone that you can tap into.
Sexual drive is built into every human.
It controls so much of the thoughts, emotions, and desires that we feel on a daily basis. Even if we don’t see it.
As the old saying goes - Sex Sells.
It’s true - humans are horny creatures.
How do you think we got to conquering this earth and creating 7 billion of our species? Horniness.
So, to build a loyal audience online. I am suggesting that you do one thing.
Make them HORNY for your content.
Now, I’m not saying that you need to get your tits out or send your audience dick pics. In fact, I strongly advise against doing that.
I’m talking about a revolutionary new way of structuring your content to ensure that your readers keep coming back for more.
Imagine someone reading your blog is like a one-night stand. You meet up at a bar or match on Tinder, the two of you hit it off and you spend the night together. Now, if you don’t make them horny, chances are you won’t ever see them again.
But if you succeed in turning them on, and making them feel good - I guarantee that they will keep coming back for more.
Yes, this is how you should be treating your blog readers. Turn them on. Make them feel good. They won’t be able to resist typing in your URL and seeing what you are up to.
They will become a needy lover who is so turned on by your content that they become addicted to it. They have to keep reading in order to get off.
Your aim should be to get people to deep-throat your blogs. You want them to penetrate so far into your website that they subscribe, like, retweet, follow, and sign up for more and more.
Get your readers to deepthroat your content.
Why does Horniness Build an Audience?
Think about it for a second.
Why do you think the most famous Instagram Models have such an enormous following?
Because they make teenage boys horny.
Look at stars like Emily Ratajakowsi, Margot Robbie, and Kim Kardashian.
They flood the algorithms with erotic photos. They dance naked. Hell, some of them even leak a sex tape with a famous rapper in order to make people horny.
This causes their audience to crave more.
Their audience wants to feel that naughty feeling again - so they follow in hopes that these people keep posting sexy stuff.
Well, the content outline that I’m going to teach you will help you to do exactly that. Even if you aren’t a model or A-List celebrity.
So, how do you make people horny for your words?
By using this simple outline for your content:
H - Hook
O - Overview
R - Relatable Story
N - Nuts and Bolts
Y - Yes, You Can Too
Let’s break it down…
Replicate the HORNY strategy next time you write a blogelatable story
What is the HORNY Blog Outline?
In this section, I will lay out the exact method you can use to write blogs that keep readers coming back for more.
H - Hook:
Like a fish out in the open sea, you need to get your hook inside their mouth and reel them onto the boat.
The best way to do this is by addressing your reader's pain points in the first few lines. This allows you to immediately resonate with the reader’s life experience and the challenges they face.
This personal connection motivates them to keep reading, as they'll want to find out how to alleviate their pain.
Scroll back to the top of this blog — did the first couple of lines hook you in?
If not, I’m sure the provocative images piqued your curiosity.
O - Overview:
The next step is to give your readers an overview of the topic you are writing about.
This means they'll know what to expect, which helps maintain their interest throughout the article.
It also demonstrates that you value their time by letting them know upfront what they'll gain from reading your post.
In the image below you will see the simple overview that I provided - it promises that I will show you how to write a blog in under an hour and turn your readers on. I hope I have done that so far.
R - Relatable Story:
Sharing a relatable story creates an emotional connection with the reader.
It's an effective way to illustrate the problem and the solution in a real-world context.
Plus, it keeps the reader engaged and makes the content more memorable.
This can be a story about yourself, a friend of yours, or someone famous - but it has to relate to the reader. This is where you play on your reader’s emotions.
You will notice that I used a personal story about struggling to get blog traffic and not having a clear writing strategy. I also included stories about Kim K, and Margot Robbie to further relate my point.
N - Nuts and Bolts:
This is where you deliver on the promise of your hook and overview.
By providing actionable steps or strategies, you're offering real value to your readers.
This practical advice helps them move from understanding the problem to implementing a solution.
And this is the section you are reading right now. The step-by-step section of how you can make your readers horny for your blogs. But more simply - how you can structure every blog to keep people coming back for more.
Y - Yes, You Can Too:
The final step in this process reinforces everything you've shared in your post.
By illustrating potential outcomes and motivating your reader to take action, you're empowering them to apply what they've learned.
This not only provides a satisfying conclusion to your post but also inspires your readers to engage further with your content. And this, my friends, is the final section you are about to read.
Now, get out there & make your readers horny
Before you write your next blog, write the letters H, O, R, N, Y down the left hand side of you page.
When you know the topic or idea you want to discuss, write a single sentence for your hook, overview, relatable story, nuts & bolts, and yes, you can too sections.
This will help you to write a blog that grips the reader from start to finish, and maybe even tugs them off.
Rather than staring at the blank screen, you can use these 5 letters to form every blog post.
It will save you countless hours, and ensure your readers keep coming back for more.
