I refused to walk the ‘traditional’ path.

I went off track.

• No Rat Race.

• No Office.

• No Boss.

The reality that I created allows me to travel to all corners of the globe. It lets me explore destinations i dreamed of as a child.

It lets me tell these live these stories.

And then share them here.

These are the outrageous outtakes of my life, presented in my version of art - stories.

These are the stories I wanted to read, so I wrote them.

These are moments in a life of a young man figuring out the world, and taking a few too many narcotics on the way…

I hope you find a little joy here. I hope these tales make you laugh, cry, escape from life for a moment, dream and fantasize, and most of all…

I hope they fucking shock you. I hope they stir up something inside you, blindside you with a 2 by 4, and leave that brain spinning inside your skull.

I know the Catholic Ladies Club are huge fans.

These are Gonzo Benny’s Trips around the Pale Blue Dot.

Enjoy.

Nothing but love for you,

Gonzo Benny.